TEAM DESCRIPTION:
TripleCube: I’m not requesting funds for myself. I’m declaring that a consistent profit of $1.1 Million per month will transform our DAO. Due to my experience in the Bitcoin mining industry, I’m proposing the two most-trustworthy companies who should “host” our miners.
ABSTRACT:
What’s better than saving $50,000 each month? PROFITING $1.1 Million each month.
By allocating 10,000,000 ApeCoin to acquire 7,000 Bitcoin Miners, ApeCoin DAO will profit $1.1 Million EACH and EVERY month for the next FIVE years, generating an excess profit of $66 Million
These monthly profits will safeguard and enhance the long-term viability of our DAO, and will propel us into the future, with enough conviction, focus, AND energy to identify (and achieve) our long-term goals.
Monthly profits will be allocated however our DAO desires, pursuant to the normal AIP process. Including but not limited to:
- increasing Special Council salaries (to attract top-tier talent), 2) converting profits to ApeCoin (to serve as a perpetual “ApeSink”), 3) retaining profits as Bitcoin, 4) funding future AIPs, 5) attracting high-impact DAO members, 6) paying our DAO’s monthly legal fees, 7) funding PR/marketing initiatives, 8) paying salaries for future Working Group employees, 9) spontaneous acts of charity when the world needs hope, etc.
If our DAO decides to use monthly profits to “buy-back” ApeCoin, this initiative will serve as an “ApeSink”, allowing our DAO to buy-back ApeCoin at a 10x+ multiple. Instead of our DAO losing 50,000 ApeCoin each month (on SC salaries), our DAO will buy-back 850,000+ ApeCoin each month.
Thanks to our perfect timing right before the bull-run, Bitcoin miners are at a 90% discount from their peak of $15,000. Now, they’re just $1,590.
When I noticed this 90% discount, I immediately began writing this AIP, to ensure we acquire our miners before the price increases.
A mere 15% increase in Bitcoin’s price may send miners to $3,000+. If that happens, we’d be limited to half the miners and half the monthly profit. The ETF approval could send miners to $10,000. It’s key for our DAO to approve this AIP now, so we can acquire ALL 7,000+ miners and reap the FULL benefits of our amazing timing.
Our DAO talks about profit generation all the time. There’s no better way to generate profit, than by acquiring 7,000 Bitcoin miners, and earning a mathematically-backed profit for the next 5 years. This profit is consistent, reliable, and crypto-centric. Earning profit any other way is unreliable, and adds massive stress/work to our DAO. This method of profit generation is a dream come true… it taps into the power of Bitcoin, and allows us to reap the benefits of consistent cash flow, without experiencing any stress, because a “hosting” company will manage our miners for us.
If we take too long to approve this AIP, the ETF will be approved, and we’ll be limited to 3,000 miners. It’s key for our DAO to act with conviction NOW, so we can acquire all 7,000 miners BEFORE the ETF approval.
Our DAO isn’t lacking conviction. We know this: The ETF approval is moments away, and the moment The Halving sparks the Bull Run, Bitcoin will soar to new heights.
If/when Bitcoin 3x’s to $100K, 6x’s to $200K, or 10x’s to $350K over the next 6-36 months, our DAO will greatly exceed $1.1 Million of monthly profit.
Thanks to our 7,000+ miners, we’ll be profiting $1.8 Million, $3.6 Million, or $6 Million respectively, EACH and EVERY month, thanks to ONE decision, TODAY.
No one has a crystal ball. No one can perfectly predict how higher our profitability will be each month. But it’s safe to say, even 1 or 2 Million of monthly profit will absolutely transform our DAO.
This safeguards our DAO, and propels us into the future with abundance and persistence, so we can focus ALL our energy on identifying (and achieving) our industry-changing opportunities.
Managing 7,000 Bitcoin miners takes an experienced “hosting” company with top-tier infrastructure and SUPER cheap electricity. Our two most profitable and trustworthy options are Wattum and MiningStore:
*Based on an allocation of 10M ApeCoin ($1.39 each), and a Bitcoin price of $36,500.
Additionally, MiningStore offered to implement this strategy to maximize our profits: At the peak of the bull run, when our miner’s have appreciated to ~$13,000-$19,000 each, MiningStore will help us sell our miners. This is their signature strategy: at the peak of the bull run, they’ll calculate if selling our miners (for ~$13,000 to $19,000 each) will produce more profit than mining for the remaining 2 years. And most likely, that will be an obvious YES.
With the bull market right around the corner, MiningStore’s CEO believes this is our golden strategy: we mine for 3 years, and we sell our miners at the peak (at an average of ~$13,000 to $19,000), allowing ApeCoin DAO to earn an additional profit of ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN MILLION DOLLARS. These additional profits will fill our treasury, and will be used however our DAO desires, whether that’s funding future AIPs, or buying-back massive amounts of ApeCoin.
I ask our DAO to vote for the option you prefer.
Assuming Wattum and MiningStore cumulatively receive more than 50% of votes, this AIP will be approved, and whoever receives more votes will immediately order our miners, which will arrive at their facility within 14 days.
Within 15 days after delivery, all 7,000+ miners will be installed, and ApeCoin DAO will be propelled forward with $1,100,000+ of profit EACH and EVERY month.
ApeCoin DAO is here to stay. And together as DAO members, we’ll ensure $APE becomes a coin everyone wishes they knew about earlier.
By approving this AIP today, we breathe new life, abundance, and momentum into our DAO, propelling us towards a prosperous future, and granting us the peace-of-mind to use the next 5 years to put ApeCoin DAO on the most amazing trajectory we could ever dream of.
The rest of this AIP emphasizes how transformative this monthly profit will be. If you prefer to listen, click this link, and listen at 1.5x speed during your next car ride! Enjoy! And afterwards, I hope to see your vote!
BENEFIT TO APECOIN ECOSYSTEM:
ApeCoin DAO is a boat. But we don’t have a “motor” yet.
It may take 2-3 years to identify our “motors”: our industry-changing opportunities that propel our DAO towards success.
In the meantime, everyone is “paddling” in hundreds of different short-term directions.
Here’s the issue: paddling is EXHAUSTING. Especially for 2 years. And if the energy of our DAO members is drained in 2 years, then we don’t have a DAO anymore.
So what if we did this… Instead of “paddling” against each other, what if we strapped a “motor” onto our DAO, to propel us forward with so much momentum, that each member would happily drop their short-term “paddle,” and pick up a new tool… the long-term “Telescope.”
This is the tool that’ll guide our DAO towards success. But we’ll only drop our paddles, ONCE we have a “motor” propelling us forward.
This is incredibly important. And what if it only took 2% of funds to acquire this “motor?” Our DAO has 400+ million ApeCoin, and if 2% vanished, we wouldn’t even notice. But you know what we would notice? If our DAO no longer exists in 2 years, because we completely exhausted and divided ourselves.
Let’s avoid that. By allocating 2% to Bitcoin miners, the funds don’t vanish. The EXACT opposite happens: Thanks to our new monthly profit, our DAO fills with life, energy, and momentum. Satoshi invented something magical… a technology that ADDS abundance to everything it touches.
Let’s touch some Bitcoin miners!
By acquiring 7,000 Bitcoin miners, we not only safeguard the financial security of our DAO with $1,100,000 of monthly profit, but we also strap a motor onto our DAO, allowing our members to take a deep breath and say… “SWEET, I don’t need to paddle anymore, our boat is finally moving! Instead of “paddling" against each other, let’s grab our TELESCOPES and work TOGETHER, to fully focus on the long-term opportunities.”
This is a massive energy shift, and allows our DAO to start uniting and gaining speed.
Not only will future Special Council and DAO members inherit an increasingly secure, prosperous, and abundant DAO, but by acquiring 7,000+ miners, we also breath new life into our DAO, granting us the ability to persistently focus all our energy on the LONG-TERM opportunities that’ll make our DAO a success.
Our most valuable asset is our members. And while our DAO identifies our main opportunities over the coming years, it’s crucial to use a mere 2% of resources to fill the air with momentum, and orient our DAO towards a long-term focus, so we can grab our telescopes and unite.
That way, the exact moment our DAO does identify our industry-changing opportunities, we can immediately pounce on them, with a cruise-ship-full of dedicated, energized, and UNIFIED members who are ready to bring our goals to life
If we already were profiting $1.1 Million each month, the Maui proposal would’ve passed, and Camp A would be happy and motivated.
If we already were profiting $1.1 Million each month, we wouldn’t be stressed about salaries, and Camp B would be happy and motivated.
Why is this important? Because the moment we start profiting $1.1 Million+ each month, not only does UNITY increase, but most importantly, the “shiny” short-term opportunities no longer distract us.
Now, our eyes are glued to our Telescopes, as we use the next 5 years to scan the sea, hunt for long-term treasure, and put ApeCoin DAO on an industry-changing trajectory, TOGETHER.
Why should we approve this AIP? Because the downside is completely mitigated, and the upside is potentially game-changing.
Worst case: we use monthly profits to buy-back EVEN MORE ApeCoin than we already have. That’s a massive win!
Best case: our DAO is transformed, and we start exceeding our potential. We’re acting with much more unity, and most importantly, now we have the ability to 1) fully focus ALL our energy on the long-term opportunities, 2) buy-back increasingly significant amounts of ApeCoin, and 3) allocate excess funds to opportunities we see as important, whether that’s taking calculated risks, or using funds to increase the health of our DAO (like hiring a retired SEC lawyer).
However our DAO decides to use funds, NOW we have the flexibility AND power to take control of our DAO, and steer our boat towards a successful future. And it’s all thanks to a massive motor propelling us forward with PERSISTENCE.
Will this be the turning point of our DAO? We’ll see! But it’s up to us to approve this AIP NOW, so we can acquire our 7,000+ miners. And no matter if we soar beyond our greatest dreams, or land in the middle, there’s no risk to approving this AIP, because worst case, we simply buy-back more ApeCoin than we had in the first place.
This grants us the peace-of-mind to use the next 5 years to lay the most solid trajectory we could ever dream of. And we can set this trajectory TODAY, by strapping a motor onto our DAO, and propelling ourselves forward with $1.1 Million of monthly momentum.
WHICH “HOSTING” COMPANY SHOULD WE CHOOSE?:
Managing 7,000 miners is a massive task. It requires SUPER cheap electricity, and a dedicated team who works 24/7, keeping our miners running non-stop. “Hosting” companies provide this service, so we can sit in peace, and earn Bitcoin around the clock. There’s FIVE hyper-successful Bitcoin miner “hosting” companies.
I call them the “Big Dogs”: Compass, Bitkern, Frontier, Wattum, and MiningStore.
Additionally, there’s many “mom and pop” hosting companies, but due to their low-scale, their electrical costs are WAY too high. Plus, they don’t have space for 7,000 Miners.
Why do I know so much about these companies? Funny story:
During my freshman year in college, I became obsessed with Bitcoin.
I emailed a few mining companies, offering to do an unpaid summer internship, as long as they let me join the big meetings and learn to my heart’s content.
A company called MiningStore accepted my offer. I was ecstatic.
I had two roles… 1) make TikToks, and 2) do market research.
AKA, I spent 5 hours each day calling electrical companies, to ensure MiningStore expanded to new opportunities, before their competitors did.
Let me emphasize… it was INSANELY boring. But now I realize… It was a MASSIVE blessing in disguise: I know all the “Big Dogs” like the back of my hand.
I know their electrical cost, I know their maintenance costs, I know what their customers think of them. Most importantly, I know which “host” will earn us the most monthly profit.
And I don’t just know their “advertised” costs. I know their EXACT bottom dollar, especially for electrical. How? Because I would contact the utility companies DIRECTLY, and figure out the true electrical cost at each viable hosting location.
Our obvious, safe, and MOST PROFITABLE decision is to choose one of the tenured “Big Dogs”:
But which one?
Thanks to my internship, I already had a pretty good idea which host will earn us the most profit… I knew it’d be close between Wattum and MiningStore. During my internship, they always won the biggest clients, due to their low electrical costs.
But, I had been out of the industry for 24 months, so I immediately contacted each of the Big Dogs, to see if anything changed. After gathering quotes, and using the best quotes as leverage to get even better deals, I ran the numbers, and our two best opportunities became clear.
Running the numbers is easy. I’m looking at Electrical cost and Miner cost. And most importantly, I’m looking at how these two numbers affect TOTAL PROFIT.
It quickly became obvious: Wattum and MiningStore still are the most profitable options, by far.
First, we’ll rule out Compass, Bitkern, Frontier.
We’ll also rule out another option… hosting our miners with Adam Weitsman. Us Apes love Adam. So to cover all angles, I asked Adam if he’d want to host our miners. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have ANY capacity to host our miners, and even if he did, it’d take his team 3+ months to install all 7,000+ miners (compared to 15 days), because we’d be 6x’ing his current capacity.
Back to the topic: let’s rule out Compass, Bitkern, Frontier.
The following calculations are based on an allocation of 10M ApeCoin (ApeCoin at $1.39), and Bitcoin price of $36,500.
A conundrum appears:
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Compass has a great Miner cost, but their electrical cost is WAY too high.
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Bitkern has a great electrical cost, but their Miner cost is WAY too high.
So hmm… What if we had the best of BOTH worlds?
Thankfully, we do.
The two remaining “Big Dogs” provide the best of BOTH worlds, and thus, are our most-profitable choices BY FAR.
As you’ll see, Wattum and MiningStore have 1) SUPER low electrical costs, AND 2) AMAZING Miner costs (due to their close relationship with Bitmain, the manufacturer of S19K miners).
We’ll start with electrical costs:
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Wattum Management: 7.2 cents per kWh. (Natural Gas, in North Carolina)
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MiningStore: 5.1 cents per kWh. (Wind Power, in Iowa)
So, hmm… isn’t MiningStore the obvious choice? Well actually, (and this will prove I’m not biased) it’s a much tighter choice than you think. I’ll explain…
First, I want to emphasize: I’m completely happy with whoever we choose. Wattum and MiningStore are by far the most profitable and trustworthy options out there, and that’s why I’m whole-heartedly recommending BOTH of them. Whoever we choose, we’ll be very very happy.
If I had an “allegiance” to MiningStore, I’d try to discredit Wattum. But during my 3 month internship, it became obvious that Wattum is a truly top-tier company. It’s only right to present the TWO undeniable industry-leaders, and let our DAO decide.
There are 2 ways that hosting companies pay their expenses/earn a profit.
This is how Wattum earns a profit:
- Their true electrical cost is 5.1 cents per kWh, and they sell it to us for 41% higher, at 7.2 cents per kWh. AKA, they instantly take a 41% chunk.
- They also charge a monthly maintenance fee of $4 per miner ($28,000/month, which is automatically deducted from profit at end of month)
This is how MiningStore does so:
- Their true electrical cost is 5.1 cents per kWh, and they give us that exact rate. AKA, they don’t upcharge us at all.
- They earn 7.5% of revenue, and 20% of profit.
Wattum and MiningStore’s prices are designed to be equally-profitable for clients.
But in this case, Wattum is actually .1% more profitable: $1,073,925 vs. $1,072,265
But I have a trick up my sleeve. I’m not sure if it’ll work, but the CEO of MiningStore (JP Baric) owes me a big favor. (I’m writing this chronologically, and I just scheduled a call with JP. We’ll see if this works!)
During my internship, something crazy happened.
I posted a TikTok about JP, and it went absolutely viral… 35 Million views!
A few days later, I got an email from Dr. Phil’s Producer… “Hi, I want JP to be the Bitcoin expert on Dr. Phil’s crypto episode, ‘Cryptocurrency: Scam or Not?’
A few weeks later, JP flew to LA. (Fun fact: Yuga hosted the Otherside “Play Test” right next to Dr. Phil’s studio.)
The moment the episode aired, JP’s company SKYROCKETED, both in revenue and credibility. And it wouldn’t have happened without me.
As an unpaid intern, I gained no benefit from this amazing scenario. Obviously, JP was super grateful, and offered me a great job, but I wanted to finish college, so I declined.
But we shook on something else… If I ever want Bitcoin miners, he’ll give me an amazing deal. I’m writing this chronologically, we’ll see if this comes in handy!
When JP shook my hand, he probably was thinking… “I doubt he’ll ever need hosting, and if he does, it’ll only be 5 or 6 miners.”
So this call might be hilarious… JP isn’t expecting me to say “Remember our handshake? Instead of paying the favor to me, will you pay the favor to the DAO I’m in, and host their seven THOUSAND miners?”
To be clear: I’m not expecting JP to host our DAO’s 7,000+ miners for free. That’s not possible. I’m also not expecting JP to host our 7,000+ miners at the “friends, family, and employees” rate we shook on. “Friends and family” implies 5-10 miners, and anything above that would literally be a “parasite” to his company.
MiningStore is one of the “Big Dogs” for a reason… They maintain a super “healthy” business.
So here’s what I’m gonna ask JP… “Give us a deal that ‘stings’ a lot, but still allows your company to remain ‘healthy.’”
And that’s how the call went… we caught up, and then I mentioned ApeCoin DAO and this AIP. I was straight to the point. It went something like this… “I LOVED working with you, but I need to be transparent with the DAO I’m in, so I’m presenting the two industry-leaders and letting them decide. It’s between you and Wattum, just like usual. But right now, Wattum is more profitable. And why would ApeCoin DAO turn down the extra profit?”
I then tried to act nonchalant, while conveying how big this opportunity is…
“I’m 100% okay with whoever the DAO chooses. You and Wattum are the best, so ApeCoin DAO will be thrilled either way. But I think you’ll regret if you don’t lower your prices to win this deal. The Apes are the source of crypto culture, and there’s no predicting what could sprout from this. You already know the power of social media. You already know what happened the moment you went on Dr. Phil. Imagine what’ll happen when thousands of the most influential people in crypto become fans of MiningStore overnight.”
Then I reiterated…
“But right now, why would ApeCoin DAO turn down the extra profit at Wattum? If you agree this is a great opportunity, then you need to take a big hit, and make MiningStore the obvious choice.”
I reminded JP about our handshake, and made the ask… “I don’t want ApeCoin DAO to be a ‘parasite’ to MiningStore. I want MiningStore to stay ‘healthy.’ But if you want our DAO to choose you, you need to provide a deal so good that it ‘stings’ a decent amount, a deal that our DAO can’t turn down. If you see the value of being associated with the Apes, make it obvious, and we’ll see who the DAO votes for.”
JP said he’ll run the numbers and get back to me.
Obviously that’s a super condensed summary, and it makes me sound WAY more eloquent than I really am, but it gets the point across.
A few hours later, he emailed me… “I can do 7.5% revenue and 18% profit.”
I was expecting this to barely beat Wattum. But I plugged in the numbers, and it showed MiningStore is now $25,508 more profitable for our DAO each month.
I was pumped! But I negotiated one more time, to see if he has ANY extra wiggle-room. I got him to drop the profit share to 17.6%. Now, MiningStore is $31,744 more profitable for us each month!
Then, I negotiated one more time, to see if he could drop .1% more. He declined at first, but I noticed his website hadn’t been updated in a few months, so I offered to update his website, if he drops the profit share by .1% more. He declined at first, but then said yes.
I spent the past 5 days updating MiningStore’s website, for free, to honor my side of the deal. I was a bit bummed, JP doesn’t really like the website. He doesn’t like how it’s all about him, but I told him that’s the whole point…
People trust Mint Mobile because Ryan Ryenolds put his reputation behind it. And that’s what I told him… from what I noticed during my internship, people prefer hosting miners with him, rather than a ‘personality-less’ company, because his transparency is so clear, his ‘personal connection’ is way higher, and if his profitability is higher, then it’s just the smart choice. Hopefully the website will grow on him. Nonetheless, he honored his word, and now our rate is .1% lower… 7.5% revenue and 17.5% profit.
Thanks to this “painful but healthy” deal, MiningStore is now $37,317 more profitable for our DAO each month.
$1,111,242 for MiningStore vs $1,073,925 for Wattum. (MiningStore is 3.5% more profitable)
Naturally, I immediately called Wattum to see if they could beat MiningStore. They dropped their electrical rate to 7.175 cents, but wouldn’t go lower.
MiningStore is still $33,303 more profitable. (3.1% more profitable than Wattum)
We identified our two best deals! Who would’ve guessed it all started with a TikTok!?
The chart below will summarize MiningStore vs Wattum.
To clarify, MiningStore’s “profit split” model and Wattum’s “hosting” model are essentially the same thing… a company manages our miners for us, and it really comes down to personal preference.
From what I saw during my internship, some people prefer a “hosting” structure, because it feels a tada more simple, and others often prefer a “profit split” structure, because the lower electrical cost creates a much larger upside for the client. Why? Due to the profit split model’s super cheap electricity, your Bitcoin miners last potentially 1-2+ years longer. Miners usually last 5 years. They don’t “explode” on their 5th birthday, they just become less profitable. So, hosting companies with HIGH electrical costs start turning off their miners at year 5.
However, since MiningStore provides electricity at a 40% cheaper rate, our miners have the potential to keep mining strong until year 6 or 7+. That’s a big deal: potentially 1-2+ years of extra monthly profits, on top of everything else.
As I mentioned earlier, at MiningStore we have the ability to implement the “miner-selling” strategy, to sell our Bitcoin miners at the peak of the bull run (when each miner is ~$13,000 to $19,000), allowing us to accrue an additional profit of ~$114,000,000.
We’ve narrowed it down to our two undeniable best options! After you’ve decided which option you prefer, please vote on Snapshot! Let’s acquire our miners TODAY, so we can start profiting $1.1 Million+ each month, within the next 30 days. It’s key for us to acquire our miners now, BEFORE the ETF approval.
JP really wants to win this, so he wanted me to include these things as well:
- TikTok Marketing: During our call, JP said something like this about his TikTok @JPBaric (~500K followers). Summarized to the best of my memory: “My TikTok is slow since it’s the bear, but during the bull run I average 5-10 Million views each month. If ApeCoin DAO chooses MiningStore, I’ll put this in writing: My editor will make/post 5 videos about ApeCoin DAO and/or their Bitcoin mine each month. Even if one video goes viral each month, it’s great publicity. I hired a new editor and he needs extra ideas, so it’s a win-win.”
- Visitation: ApeCoin DAO members can visit the Iowa facility whenever desired, as long as 1) they schedule the visit 5+ days in advance, and 2) JP receives direct Twitter DM confirmation from at least 2 presently-serving Special Council members, granting permission for that DAO member to visit the facility (for security purposes).
I ask our DAO to please look at the chart below. After you’ve identified which hosting company you prefer, please vote on Snapshot!
STEPS TO IMPLEMENT & TIMELINE:
The moment we approve this AIP, our “host” does ALL the work for us. We never need to dedicate ANY energy to this AIP ever again. We simply sit back and are propelled forward with $1,100,000+ of momentum each month.
The Day of Approval:
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A SC or WG member will use Over-The-Counter methods to convert ApeCoin to USDC, ETH, or BTC (both hosts accept all three, so we’ll convert to whichever coin is easiest/most-effective)
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If OTC methods are not available, a SC/WG member will begin converting 10M ApeCoin to USDC, ETH, or BTC, as slowly as necessary over the span of 3-21 days to ensure ApeCoin’s price is not affected (this time-period can be increased to 44 days, if absolutely necessary).
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Based on the -2% depth of ApeCoin (7 figures), converting 10M ApeCoin into BTC/ETH/USDC (in very small chunks over the span of 21 days), will be a safe way to convert ApeCoin, without impacting the market.
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No matter how long the OTC/conversion period takes, the key is that we approve this AIP now, so we can acquire as many miners as possible, during this 90% discount.
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Each time a batch of ApeCoin is converted, the SC/WG member will send the funds to our chosen “host,” who will immediately order another chunk of miners, until all 7,000+ have been ordered.
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Most importantly: the day we acquire our miners, this initiative will serve as an upward buying pressure for the next 5 YEARS straight.
15 Days Later:
- Delivery: All 7,000+ miners will arrive at our host’s facility within 15 days of ordering.
- Installation: Our host will spend the next 15 days installing all 7,000+ Miners. By Day 16, all 7,000+ miners will be running. From that day forward, our miners will work around the clock for the next 5+ years, propelling our DAO forward with $1.1 Million+ of monthly profit.
Every Month For The Next 5+ Years:
- On the last day of each month, our “host” will send that month’s profits to ApeCoin DAO’s preferred wallet. Funds will be used however our DAO desires, pursuant to the normal AIP process.
OVERALL COST:
10 Million ApeCoin will be allocated to acquire 7,000+ S19K Bitcoin miners, which will propel our DAO forward with $1,100,000+ of monthly “momentum.”
All 7,000+ miners will be running within 30 days of AIP approval/funds being converted. This grants us the peace-of-mind to use the next 5 years to set ApeCoin DAO on the most industry-changing trajectory we could ever dream of.